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Taste the Difference at The Messy House: Our Exceptional Desserts and Snacks

Waffles & Mini Pancake

£8.45

Create Your Own

Icing sugar, whipped cream and ice cream (4 free toppings)

Tangtastic

Crushed Terry’s chocolate orange, chocolate orange sauce, whipped cream and ice cream

Cookie Crush

Crushed oreos, nutella, chocolate sauce, whipped cream and ice cream

Hickory Dickory Dock

Banana, nutella, chocolate sauce, chopped nuts, whipped cream and ice cream

Minty Madness

Crushed aero mint, nutella, chocolate sauce, whipped cream and ice cream

Nutty Nutella

Nutella, chopped nuts, chocolate sauce, whipped cream and ice cream

Strawberry Wonder

Strawberries, white chocolate sauce, white chocolate flakes, whipped cream and ice cream

Loaded Lotus

Crushed lotus biscoff, lotus biscoff sauce, whipped cream and ice cream

Berry Banana

Banana, strawberries, honey, cinnamon, whipped cream and ice cream

Pistachio Special

Crushed pistachio, nutella, whipped cream and ice cream

Donuts

Donuts


2 Donuts - £2.50
4 Donuts - £4.00

Messy Donuts

Assorted box of donuts, dipped in sugar served with own unique choice of toppings and sauces
2 Donuts - £3.50
4 Donuts - £6.00

Cookie Dough

£6.95

Original

Chocolate chip cookie dough drizzled with nutella, whipped cream and ice cream

Blondie

White chocolate cookie dough drizzled with white chocolate sauce, whipped cream and ice cream

Brownie

Triple chocolate cookie dough drizzled with nutella, whipped cream and ice cream

Orange*

Orange chocolate cookie dough drizzled with chocolate orange sauce, whipped cream and ice cream

Messy Shakes

£6.95

Choco-Rocko*

Ferrero Rocher, Oreo, Snickers topped with cream and nuts

Peanut Butter Nutter

Reese chocolate and Kinder Bueno topped with chocolate sauce and nuts

Mazzalean

Jammy dodgers, Raspberry sauce, ice cream, Raspberry donut and fresh cream

Chunky Banana

Banana, cookies and toffee topped with toffee sauce

Rainbow Treasure

Skittles, Bubblegum millions and strawberries topped with cream, bubblegum sauce and blue sherbert

Clockwork Orange*

Terry’s chocolate orange and jaffa cakes topped with chocolate sauce and smarties

Biscotti 420

Toffee and lotus biscoff cheesecake, ice cream, lotus sauce, biscoff crumbs and fresh cream

Milk Shakes*

£4.95

Aero Mint, Ferrero Rocher, Oreo, M&M Peanut, Kinder Beuno / White, Chocolate, Vanilla

Fruit Shakes

£4.95

Banana, Strawberry, Mango

Smoothies

£4.50

Berry Blast

Strawberry, Raspberry, Blueberry, Apple and Banana

Mango Mazza

Mango, Strawberry, Apple and Banana

Passion Persuasion

Passion Fruit, Mango, Pineapple and Peach

Desi Desserts

£4.95

Ras Malai (2pcs), Gulab Jamun (4pcs), Gajar Halwa & Ice Cream

Desi Drinks

£3.95

Rose Faluda, Mango Faluda, Salted Lassi, Mango Lassi, Limbu Pani

Juicy Juices

£3.45

Orange, Passion, Sugar Cane (Seasonal)

Frappe

£3.95

Cookies and Cream, Caramel Choc-A-Lot

Tea

£2.45

English Tea, Pink/Karak/Masala Chai, Chai Latte

Hot Chocolate

£2.95

Comes With Cream, Belgian Chocolate, Aero Mint, Terry’s Orange

Coffee

Espresso £1.95 – Flat White £2.45 – Americano £2.45 – Cappuccino £2.95 – Mocha £2.95 – Latte £2.95 – Iced Coffee £3.45

Add a shot of syrup for just £0.50 extra Choose alternative milk for just £0.50 extra

Sundaes

£7.45

Oreo and Ferrero

Ferrero rocher, Oreo, crushed chocolate and crumbs, chocolate sauce, ice cream and nuts

Strawberry

Strawberries, ice cream and strawberry sauce

Fruit Explosion

Banana, strawberries, mango, ice cream and chocolate sauce

Gelato

*Vanilla   *Chocolate   *Strawberry   *Mint Choc Chip   *Oreo   *Ferrero   *Bubblegum   *Lotus Biscoff   *Kinder White   *Coconut   *Mango Sorbet

Tub: £2.50 • Cone: £3.00

Chips & More

Plain Chips - £3.00
Chilli Chips - £4.00
Masala Chips - £4.00
Messy Chips - £5.00
Messy Nachos - £5.00
(Hummus & Pitta Bread - £5.00
Add extra toppings for just £0.50 each)

Toasties

Hummus & Pitta Bread - £5.00,
Just Cheese Toastie £5.00, Add green chutney for just £1.00, Bombay Badboy Toastie £5.00, Veggie Toastie £5.00, Paneer Toastie £5.00

Mocktails

£4.50

Pina Colada TwistEnticing, Inviting, Tropical   

Mojito Mint/Strawberry – No Intro Needed  

Watermelon Cooler – Juicy, Refreshing, Enchanting   

Passion Martin – Passionate, Indulging, Tangy 

Elderflower Apple – Gentle, Sophisticated, Unique 

Mocktail of the Day – Leave it to Fate

Cakes

£4.50

Carrot Cake

Rainbow Cake

Victoria Sponge

Red Velvet

Chocolate Fudge

Chocolate Brownie

Cake of the Day

Cheese Cakes

£4.50

Ferrero

Lotus

Strawberry

Milk Cakes

£6.50

Plain Vanilla

Pistachio

Oreo

Soft Drinks

*Coke / Diet Coke / 7UP / Appletiser  *J20 Apple & Mango  *J20 Orange & Passion  *J20 Apple & Raspberry  *Water